Welcome to the greatest research facility under the Sun!
This is a quick guide on everything you need to know about our organisation and
its operations.
What is the HEKAR Research Institute
The HEKAR Research Institute, or H.R.I., is an organisation mainly dedicated to research in computer science and fun. No matter the field of computer science as long as it meets the creative and artistic side of the human mind we strive to study it.
Our goal
Art is everywhere.
It’s the core tenet of the H.R.I. As long as one tries to explore
and experiment with any medium we believe that it is Art. And as we are huge
nerds it goes without saying that we went for the nerdiest medium.
Computers and Art have a long history together. And, arguably, in more ways than one, are the perfect fit. Yet, the balance of this union seems very fickle. From those who consider the machine as a mere tool to an end and others that yearn for computers to prevail and make artists obsolete, it’s looking more like a war than a partnership.
For this reason, the H.R.I. aims to bring back some harmony to this balance. Everything is Art. And as such if we wish to elevate our craft we should seek colaboration in these times of conflict. Colaboration our message to the World.
Admittedly, this is far greater than this organization. We are but a small piece of this puzzle. Still, we hope that our research in this tiny yet nigh infinite field of Software Art will make a difference.
Our teams
To accomplish such a task, we have recruted the best minds of our time and have split them into team with more focused objectives.
The Administration
It’s a bit nebulous what the Administration is doing. But the facility is running smoothly and it would not be the case without them. Or so the Administration claims.
Theorical Department
We’re not sure they exists. But if they do, it would be a team dedicated to furthering our mission through means that would ideally have as few ties to our reality as possible. They like the idea of potentially doing something but it often clashes with the harsh reality of our concrete pragmatic world.
Silicon Laboratory
They’re the wizards of our organization. They infuse the silicon runes with power, reciting arcane incantation from their grimoire to imbue life and purpose onto the machines. They claim to be in control of their creation but sometimes it’s truly hard to know who’s really in charge.
Hazard Unit
This is the spirit of the H.R.I. This team has no purpose and yet gives sense to our entire endeavour. The best way to understand them is to join them. The feeling of being part of such an idiosyncratic group is unparalled. If one world could describe it would most certainly be: ████████████
Navigate the facility
You are currently in the Onboarding Room. This is most likely your first day around this premises. This is a plan of the rest of the facility. Please, familiarize yourself with the layout.
Entrance Hall
Unless teleported here, this is where you came from. The Entrance Hall is the main hub where you can easily access the rest of the facility.
Reception Desk
If you need information on how to contact us this is where you’ll find it. Don’t hesitate to take as many business card as you wish. However, please note that once taken a business card cannot be returned.
Bulletin Board
This is where the news and announcements go. If any event happens facility-wise you’ll be the first to know if you’re never leaving the Bulletin Board premises.
OFFENDER WILL BE RASTERIZED.
Archives
All our hard work is compiled here. Every single article archived is a milestone that brings use ever so slightly closer to our goal. If there’s one place to go in the H.R.I. it’s here.
Safety guidelines
Work in progress
The safety committee is hard at work creating the perfect guidelines.
In the mean time, restrain from doing anything that could go against the future
safety guidelines.
Any violation of said guidelines will be sanctioned to the fullest extent.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does HEKAR stand for?
We don’t really know. But we have some researchers working on a cool retro-acronym. Possibly a recursive one even!
How did I end up here?
You got lucky perhaps. Or unlucky maybe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How many people work for the H.R.I.?
There are some baseless rumors that only one person is working here. We can confirm that these are untrue. We have more than one member.
Can you give me back my $20?
No, Dylan. We cannot. Those 20 bucks are essential in the running of our daily operations. Do not fret, they’ll be put to good use.
How can I join the H.R.I.?
You don’t join the H.R.I. The H.R.I. chooses you. But you can always try.